Nicole Scherzinger Ist Ein Sexy Berliner

Nicole Scherzinger, like JFK so many years ago, has gone to Germany and proudly declared that she is in fact a jelly donut! So now you're scratching your head and wondering what this idiot is on about. Well, you've probably heard the famous quote from JFK who was trying to indicate U.S. support for then West Germany by stating "Ich Bien Ein Berliner!" -- I am A Berliner -- sounds good to non-Germans. German's, however, know that Berliner doesn't mean one who lives in Berlin - but "donut". Nicole, by having her gorgeous boobies, ass, and half-naked body featured in German Maxim is also declaring herself to be a sweet and sticky, luscious to eat treat. Like a donut. Maybe a nice cream filled kind... okay - get your filthy minds out of the gutter people! Enjoy this little Pussycat Doll - Cheers.